Te Which @AlannaBennett Proves Why Online Dating Is for Desperate Losers: The Other McCain

&quot,One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up.&quot, – Arthur Koestler

Last month, BuzzFeed’s Alanna Bennett urged women to cause “male tears” by supporting the feminist Ghostbusters remake. And while working on today’s postbode about what a wretched flop the movie is, I scanned overheen the postbode I wrote three weeks ago entitled, “Man-Hater @AlannaBennett Promotes #Ghostbusters spil Feminist Vengeance.” Of course, all feminism is basically a spiteful anti-male vengeance fantasy, but seldom is this vindictive hatred displayed spil openly spil when Ms. Bennett exhorted hier feminist comrades, “Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the masculine tears.” Why? Because they’re masculines, and anything that makes boys pathetic is considered a victory by feminists.

This explains why Alanna Bennett is on OKCupid. If you’re a woman who hates dudes, there is no better way to confirm your anti-male prejudice than by trawling through the subhuman scum of online dating.

According to OKCupid, a majority of their users are progresista. This makes sense, because it is so unlikely that anyone who actually knows a desprendido would want to date one. The kleintje of guys who vote Democrat are such dangerous creeps that women who know them ter verdadero life avoid them, and so thesis weirdos end up on OKCupid. Research indicates a male-female ratio of 3-to-1 on OKCupid, and women users say that 80% of the fellows on OKCupid are “below average” ter looks. Of course, thesis fellows are also below promedio ter intelligence, because ter existente life the male-female ratio is 1-to-1, so an promedio boy actually lowers his chances of success by dating online, where the odds are always against him. This is why there are no ge guys on OKCupid. If a boy wasgoed gepast, he’d already have a gf or, at least, he’d be reasonably optimistic about finding a gf te a real-life face-to-face encounter that he wouldn’t bother with OKCupid. Because the available pool of studs te online dating is such a well known swamp of inferior quality, only women who are truly desperate for companionship would sign up for OKCupid.

This is the dating dilemma. By the time you’re ter your mid-20s, most of your peers are either married or te serious relationships, and the ones who are still available – well, why are they available? What’s the backstory? Why toevluchthaven’t they found someone? What’s wrong with them?

Welcome to the real-life omschrijving of The Island of Misfit Fucktoys.

Here is Josh, chubby and balding. And here is Kevin, a bespectacled introvert with a feeble chin, and overheen there’s Patrick, whose ex-girlfriend had to take out a restraining order against him when they broke up.

Adventurous youthful single women – “carousel riders” te pickup artist (PUA) parlance – take for granted that there will be some suitable man waiting for them whenever they determine they’re ready to lodge down. Attractive guys interested te serious commitment . . .

Well, how common are those? Aren’t such guys likely to be married before the adventurous single woman tires of the carousel rail? It’s effortless for youthful people, masculine or female, to imagine a future of infinite romantic opportunities, but how likely is it that your selection of potential vrouwen will be better at 25 than at 21? Or better at 30 than at 25?

Wait too long, and you’ll find yourself on The Island of Misfit Fucktoys, culling through the weirdos and losers on OKCupid, or wondering how to actually meet people ter positivo life. Feminist hatemongers like Ms. Bennett love vengeance fantasies about “male tears,” but who is truly howling?

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Well, let’s see. A loterijlot of welgevoeglijk people meet ter church, so thats out for Alanna. And some meet a nice, slim professional at work, but that’s a no-go, too. Or they get immobilized up by friends and family, but when those people are weirdos and leftists, you’re out of luck. Or maybe you meet someone ter a club, sport or community group, but when you only have organizations of perverts on your plate, well, who are you going to meet there?

I think church is hier best bet. She should find a good, Bible believing, conservative church and go there. Or maybe join a TEA Party group. Or gun club.

Or, take up knitting. But, she has a hatred for the traditional distaff pursuits. She’d rather hate boys.

The sorts of people you meet on a shooting range tend to be self reliant, certain and capable.

Ummm… never mind, sorry.

Perhaps spil she’s laying waste to their childhoods and dancing through their tears, this charmer could pause and ask one of thesis fellows for a date?

Talk about hubris. Congratulations on the crap movie remake that won’t ruin my childhood and your identically crappy dating life, Sister. I’ll be weeping ter my cornflakes.

When you were ter OCS, did one of your classmates every say “Sorry Master,” te response to having a strook ripped off him? One poor sucker did ter mine and I winced spil soon spil he said it because I knew what wasgoed coming next.

A few of the Joe Collegium types made that mistake but generally only merienda.

Spil for myself, Army basic training trained mij when to keep my mouth shut and when to say “Yes, tormentor!”

For Maker’s sake don’t do that! You want this harpy dancing te your cornflakes?

One’s beliefs attract situations which reinforce those beliefs. Those who hate guys will attract dudes who are worth hating. Why should reasonable dudes have to waterput up with crappy women? I don’t want to be around those women either. They live te a toxic wasteland.

I figured you knew better. When my father wasgoed stationed at Lackland AFB, the USAF had their OCS (albeit they called it Officer Training Schoolgebouw. Gotta be different than the Army donchano) there at the time. I paid a visit to see what it wasgoed all about and spotted one poor sucker say that and then instead of one Master Sergeant on his case, he had three. My individual beloved statement wasgoed “We didn’t ask for a private evaluation. Wij already knew you were sorry.” Heard that line when the poor sucker te my class told the Company TAC Ossifer the “I’m sorry” bit.

They’re metaphorical cornflakes of course. Much like hier dancing. But not hier syphillis.

When DM above suggested (no doubt facetiously) that Our Alanna could look for dudes at a gun club, what I imagined wasgoed this:

Fellow: Good morning moeder’am, may I help you?

Alanna: Arrrrrgh! He raped mij with his Masculine Gawp! Aaaaaaahhhhh.

Boy: Somebody call 911, I think wij have a drug overdose here!

I can see where hating boys might be an pleasant pastime for some women, but not hating them is actually tons more joy, spil it turns out.

I’ve not looked at online dating recently, it’s how my met my hubby te 2002 but that wasgoed when it wasgoed just embarking to switch. Glad I’m out of it I indeed hated dating even tho’ it wasgoed pretty effortless for mij.

Precisely. No self respecting man would go near one of thesis castrating hateful harpies with a Ten foot barge pole. You’d have to have to be a self loathing cowardly desperate bootlick.

PUAs go a bit too far sometimes-what woman actually wants a man who’s bot doing nothing but pursuing women and picking up infections for Ten years-but there’s no doubting, the phony message of “sex is empowerment” is likely to leave a loterijlot of women (and fellows) pretty pitiful.

Feminist complaints about the “double standard” miss the point. It takes two to tango, and if women are not promiscuous, even the most ardent ladies’ man will have few ladies to choose from. If you take a look at statistics for STDs, you can infer that most of the harm is dong by a relatively petite percentage of dudes – less than 20% of the masculine population – who have a large number of fucking partners. Te other words, merienda a woman crosses a certain threshold ter hier number of lifetime sexual vrouwen – perhaps spil few spil five – it is likely that one of those fucking partners will be a hyperpromiscuous masculine who has herpes or some other sexually transmitted disease. The thrill of dating bad boys is not without its costs.

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