You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life.
After you read advice on writing a good online dating profile to attract women you should be ready to apply this advice and write your own excellent dating profile. I am a big fan of learning what’s a good through making a tegenstelling inbetween good and bad.
So, lets look at a few typical examples of bad profiles:
“I am not good at writing about myself, but my friends say that I am slim, professional, educated and ambitious. I like sports and good wine. I am looking to a meet an slim, beautiful woman for dating and relationship.” – at very first, this looks like a well-written profile by a man who seems to have head on his shoulders. However, it has one major flaw that will make many women skip overheen it. It’s way too typical and generic. It looks just like a thousand of other profiles. There is nothing “catchy” about this profile – there is nothing that would compel a reader to zekering and react to it.
Lets look at another bad profile:
“I went to schoolgebouw ter the east coast, but now I work for a major software company where I work up the corporate trap. I very busy. I love hiking, watching baseball, and bbq on weekends.” – the writer vereiste be reminded that this is a dating profile – not a resume or a sales presentation ter gevelbreedte of his human resources department. Again, this profile has a very feeble beginning…. spil a rule, you should never begin your profile by talking about schoolgebouw or work, spil it’s not interesting and not truly relevant to what you should be attempting to achieve – to catch a woman’s attention.”
“I love to have joy, party, dance, and drink of my pals. If you wanna string up out sometimes, holler at me…” – unless you are ter a fraternity, you should never come across spil someone who has nothing else to him but getting toasted and leading a lifestyle devoid of any vivo goals or ambition.
Now, lets look at an example of a profile that will stand out through both the way they are written and their content. Some women will think of the writer of the profiles below spil weird, but… ideally you shouldn’t be interested ter “most” women anyway, but you should be targeting those women with your profile that you believe you will get along and will have a connection – whether you are looking for a short-term dating, a lifetime partnership or anything ter inbetween:
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by fastening to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times te all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but deeds speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not begin with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a dame when I observed “Notebook,” I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps mij up working or suspending out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inwards, spil I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you feeble ter your knees from joy and pleasure?
You are nosey about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not lightly offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally blessed. The surplus is negotiable.
I don’t think it matters what wij do on a very first date, and I am a big fan of plainness, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.”
This is just one example of a profile that will stand out spil different and arguable better than most other pages written by guys on the online dating sites. It has a strong, unique beginning, interesting content, and a few questions at the end to “help” a woman begin hier response.